How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying Hank takes Bobby to the fair, where Bobby discovers he is really good at shooting a rifle. He convinces his dad to join a father-son shooting contest. Hank tried to shoot his gun but is filled with terrible memorys from his childhood.
Texas City Twister Hank and Peggy get into a fight about Luanna moving to the trailer park. A big twister is headed towards Peggy. Naturally Hank didn't want the last thing he said to Peggy to be negative, so he rushes out to save her.
The Arrow head Peggy gets caught up in an archeology dig, and becomes smitten over the architect. Hank notices Paggy's fondness for the nerdy architect and becomes increasingly jealous.
Hilloween
Jumpin' Crack Bass Hank is all about the hand dug American worm, but when he goes fishing with the boys, he reals in empty. He goes to the local bait shop, but it is going out of business. the owner turns him on to a guy names Jack, who sells bait out of his truck. Lets just say Hank runs into some trouble on the way.
Husky Bobby Hank and Peggy take Bobby to a Fat kids clothing store and Bobby becomes upset when he realizes where he is. Until the owner of the store comes out to praise Bobby for looking so good in his clothes, and offers him to be a model. Hank is upset by the idea of his son being a fashion model.
The man who Shot Cane Skretteburg Hank and the gang take Bobby and Joseph to a paintball match, where some older teens start to pick on them. Hank and his buddies decide to put an end to the teens terror, but they find out it might be more difficult than they expected.
The Son that got away Bobby, Joseph and Con Jr. go to "The Cave" and get lost. Hank, Dale and Con have to go find them, and end up getting lost themselves.
The Company man
Hank gets stuck with a client from New York, who is impressed by the sterotypical Texan lifestyle. He keeps bothering Hank to do cowboyish things and hank has to put up with it becuase it's his job.
Bobby Slam
Bobby becomes interested in wrestling and hank is exstatic. The coach is a sterotypical jock who doesn`t like the idea of Con Jr. joining the team becuase she is female. This makes her want to join even more. To spite Peggy for her encouragement of the idea, he makes Bobby and Con Jr. wrestle.
The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
Hanks mother and her new boyfriend are in town, and they are staying at Hank`s house. Hank doesn`t like the new boyfriend, because he finds him obnoxious and loud. Hank walks in on his mother and him having sex and looses his sight. The only way he can get his sight back is to come to terms with the new boyfriend.